Rants and raves about stuff happening in and around my life in Singapore

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Propaganda in Hong Kong

As nightclubs go, Propaganda in Hong Kong always seems to be one of those clubs that people tend to rave about. I'm not sure why because the place totally sucks, and that's on a Saturday night even ....

Firstly no-one gets there before 1am which means basically that no-one really cares about the place that much. Inside its pretty alright as far as the layout goes, but the music that is played is totally and utterly crap. Seriously, whoever is spinning there needs to be taken outside and slapped around a bit because he/she's totally lost the plot.

By 2am the dance floor was starting to fill up with people standing still and swaying because there was no way they could dance to the crap that was being played. It was kind of like the worlds worst ever jazz style dance music, just plan fucking terrible.

Avoid this place like the plague, its a total insult to the gay community. I think people only go there out of habit at this stage because there sure as hell isn't any other reason to go there.

So much for propaganda eh.

Sunday, January 06, 2008

VPL - Visible Panty Lines

This one goes out to all the ladies out there who remain blissfully unaware of the VPL or visible panty line. Don't get me wrong on some women this phenomena can have much appeal to the wandering eye (obviously I'm not speaking for myself here), but more often than not the reverse it true. You see ....

.... if you have a fat arse then wearing tight fitting underwear with equally tight fighting trousers is a bad move. The net result is basically 4 butt cheeks wobbling in different directions which despite how good you feel about yourself is totally unattractive. Just don't do it. Wear a tong, or wear nothing at all. Don't constrain your voluptuous assets by a piece of material that is poorly designed to hold them.

Please have some pity for the people who stand behind you on the escalator, and help to make our mornings a little less frightening.