Rants and raves about stuff happening in and around my life in Singapore

Sunday, January 06, 2008

VPL - Visible Panty Lines

1:01 AM By Barry Smyth 5 comments

This one goes out to all the ladies out there who remain blissfully unaware of the VPL or visible panty line. Don't get me wrong on some women this phenomena can have much appeal to the wandering eye (obviously I'm not speaking for myself here), but more often than not the reverse it true. You see ....



.... if you have a fat arse then wearing tight fitting underwear with equally tight fighting trousers is a bad move. The net result is basically 4 butt cheeks wobbling in different directions which despite how good you feel about yourself is totally unattractive. Just don't do it. Wear a tong, or wear nothing at all. Don't constrain your voluptuous assets by a piece of material that is poorly designed to hold them.


Please have some pity for the people who stand behind you on the escalator, and help to make our mornings a little less frightening.

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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:41 PM

    I feel your pain...

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  2. Anonymous5:49 PM

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  5. Anonymous5:38 AM

    You have tested it and writing form your personal experience or you find some information online?

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