Things I Just Don't Get

The following list is a work in progress and will no doubt change as my own view on life changes as do the collection of things that I really just don't get.

• Religion (it's the cause of so much trouble which is ironic if you think about it)
• People who stand still on travelators
• Cellophane wrapping on anything, it never comes off like they its suppose to
• Black and White television sets (I just don't get it)
• Radio's/Music on Motorbikes (what the hell is that about)
• Motorbikes with the silencer removed (should be a law against it)
• Visible panty lines (its so unattractive, especially when you see 4 butt cheeks)
• Mondays (for obvious reasons)
• Plaid Shirts (unless you're a lesbian in which case I love them)
• Cowboy Hats (unless you're an actual cowboy)
• American street slang (unless you're using it on the streets of America)
• Women who put on makeup with a shovel (there are enough drag queens in the world already)
• Shop assistants who stalk you as you shop and show you things you're not remotely interested in
• Decaffeinated Coffee (seriously, what is the point)
• Wigs that look like wigs (if everyone can tell you're wearing one then why bother)
• Skinny people who say they are over weight (how much attention do they want)
• Adverts on the internet (is there no escape)
• Obvious ear hair (why would you not get just rid of it)
• Unibrows, use a wax strip for God's sake!
• People who stand on the right when the sign clearly says stand on the left!
• Queue jumpers (if there is a God you will all burn in hell)
• People who use mobile phones in a lift (how stupid can you be ..... there is NO RECEPTION)
• Junk Food, why would you label a food as 'Junk' and still eat it
• People who chew maltesers (they're missing out on one of the greatest taste sensations ever!)
• Thongs (a thin strip of material buried in the crack of your arse for what?)
• The blue stuff people put in toilets, it looks disgusting and there's simply no reason for it to be blue!
• People who hog/block the hand rail on trains (they seriously need a few slaps!)
• People who grunt excessively loudly when having a crap in public toilets (What the hell is with that anyway!)
• Auto-flush toilets (they always flush at the wrong moment)
• Excess packaging, save the tress for God's sake (and yes Amazon I am looking at you)
• Air in a bag of crisps making it look fuller than it actually is (bastards)