Nothing like a good giggle first thing in the morning and this little gem of an article on yahoo definitely hit the spot. It's called Vibease and is from a Singapore-US startup company who are currently seeking funding on Indiegogo to bring this product to market. What is it, well you may ask. It's a wearable bluetooth connected vibrator for the ladies that connects to a corresponding phone app giving you control over all the settings.
"Vibease brings your fantasy to life, creating a multi-sensory experience. Your pleasure doesn't need to be solely imaginative anymore", as according to the advertising blurb you will be able to link this little pink device to things like audio books. Yes you can now listen to something like 50 Shades of grey and have this device pulse at key moments so that you can "enjoy every second of the journey all the way up until the exciting intense conclusion". The brains behind this device have also "created a library of audio stories that will usher you away into an exciting world of fantasy".
That's right ladies you can now enjoy 50 Shades of grey all over again without lifting a finger (so to speak).
But wait there's more. "With the Vibease Intimate App, long distance relationships just might become people's preference. The Vibease Intimate app allows your partner to control the vibrations from anywhere in the world. It doesn't matter if your partner is in the office or in another country, you can still have your intimate moments. Distance doesn't matter". Yes that's right, now your partner can get you off no matter where you are. For the adventurous among you that means dinner with the in-laws might be a whole new and not to mention novel experience.
One of the lines in the about section reads "We believe the world will be a better place when women can have orgasm as much as men do" which (sorry ladies) was a little bit surprising giving it's factual inaccuracy. I mean it's not as if men have the capability to have multiple orgasams, after all we need a little time to recharge so to speak.
Yes I'm sure this little device will be in big demand if for no other reason than the novelty factor, after all it would make those boring train journeys just a little more fun and bring a few smiles to faces at the prospect of going to work on a Monday morning. Or how about those boring office meetings, indeed the possibilities are endless.
As for me, I'm going to keep a close on on this produce because if they ever bring out something similar for the guys I'm so going to be first in the queue to get one, after all, why should the ladies have all the fun.
For the more curious among you you can read more about it HERE.
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