Rants and raves about stuff happening in and around my life in Singapore

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

I'm all Ears

6:00 AM By Barry Smyth 1 comment

I have discovered a new pet hate, and one which totally baffles the hell out of me. When we talk about personal grooming it just looks like shit if left unattended. Hairy ears. Seriously ....


.... and while I know people can't help genetics, if you have hairy ears for God sake then shave them, wax them even,take whatever steps it necessary to relive yourself of them. It just looks damn ugly. There's absolutely nothing sexy about it in the slightest so don't be disillusioned about your appearance. People are pointing at you and laughing, it really looks that bad.

And if you have a partner that happens to think otherwise then I suggest you hold them against a wall and kick the crap out of them because they are either lying to your face or totally stupid, either of which is enough excuse. In fact line up all your friends and do likewise because if one of them hasn't told you that you look like an idiot then they deserve it as well.

And if you happen to be one of those extreme cases where the hair grows from the inside of your ear out (trust me you don't want to see a picture of that) then seek professional help immediately, don't wait, don't even think about it.

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